Friday, 21 May 2010

Victory

Now we have to correct years of Gordon and his Gordonomics mismanagement of the UK.

Tuesday, 18 May 2010

Fuck off and die Gordon Brown

The Chancellor said that tackling the deficit was 'most urgent issue' facing the coalition, warning that Britain could face a Greek-style financial crisis if it fails to act responsibly.

'This is the legacy of 13 years of fiscal irresponsibility. And it poses a very real threat to the recovery. Greece is a reminder of what happens when governments lack the willingness to act decisively and quickly, and when problems are swept under the carpet.

'If we fail to tackle the deficit we inherited, the consequences could be disastrous.'

gordon brown is a cunt, who has bankrupted the nation.

The coalition government yesterday said it was increasingly clear that Gordon Brown had been 'cooking the books' for years by keeping massive liabilities off the nation's balance sheet and publishing wildly optimistic growth forecasts. (pic from B3TA.com)

Fucking die Gordon you utter cunt.

Friday, 14 May 2010

That swan song moment.

Sadly the cunt did not kill himself in the Cyclops Bunker.

Monday, 10 May 2010

Oy Cyclops yer cunt, fuck off back to haggis land.

Lets hope the days of McSnooty squatting in No.10 Downing Street are numbered....

Gordon Brown appeared to be on the verge of stepping aside as Prime Minister today as the Tories and Lib Dems prepared to unveil a deal that will hand David Cameron the keys to power.

Speculation swept Westminster that he could walk out as early as this afternoon as the two other main parties sought their backbenchers' agreement over an alliance that will end the political deadlock.

As Mr Cameron began to brief the shadow Cabinet and Nick Clegg spoke to a meeting of Lib Dem MPs at Westminster, one senior Tory indicated a deal could be close.

'I hope so,' said Mr Cameron's Commons aide, Desmond Swayne, when asked if he expected him to be Prime Minister tomorrow.

Mr Brown this morning held another clandestine summit with Mr Clegg, his second in 24 hours, but it looks increasingly likely that he is to be frozen out of Number Ten.

Friday, 7 May 2010

Sunday, 25 April 2010

Focus on Gordon Brown being a cunt

To good a picture to miss the opportunity of mocking.

Just look at it, open mouthed and yet nothing new to say. No tie exposing all that neck fat for the world to see, whilst it waves its snot covered fingers about.

Oh an I thought that the fat cunt was supposed to be on a diet, chomping down on banana's and such like? Still looks like the same fat, lying about going jogging fat bastard he always was; the cunt.

Spot the cunt competition..


Hat tip to The Ranting King Penguin

Thursday, 1 April 2010

Vote for Gordoom

See even the cunt admits it.

Saturday, 27 March 2010

Gordon fucks our chances in the World Cup.

The Prime Minister signs a giant England shirt that is travelling around the country before it is sent to the World Cup in South Africa this summer.
That's it then.
We're fucked!

Saturday, 6 March 2010

Gordon how fucking dare you use a dead man for political spin, you cunt.

Gordon Brown's party political letter that exploits the murder of a Huddersfield newsagent.


I WANT to start by paying tribute and expressing my heartfelt condolences to the family of Gurmail Singh.  He was a hugely respected member of the community in Huddersfield.
The way that people locally came to his aid, and the way the community have come together subsequently, is a tribute to Huddersfield. I know the police are doing all they can to bring the perpetrators to justice in this case and that our communities cannot and will not be broken by such awful actions.
As readers of the Examiner will know, the choice that is made at the forthcoming election will have a profound impact on every family, school, and business in Huddersfield and the surrounding area.
I am delighted to have the opportunity to set out my vision of how we can build a future fair for all in Huddersfield.
Our path is one where access to medical treatment is tailored to your personal needs, where every community has a Sure Start children’s centre and where we continue to take tough measures to drive down crime and anti-social behaviour in our communities.
But all these achievements are under threat from a Conservative party, which I’m sorry to say, appears to have learned nothing from the policies which left a generation of Yorkshire folk without jobs or hope during the damaging recession of the early 80s.
The Conservatives want to scrap Yorkshire Forward, the agency that guarantees housing, transport and business investment in key West Yorkshire projects.
Their plans would place at risk projects including the £6m plan to redevelop Huddersfield Waterfront putting at risk the 1,200 jobs that will rely on this project.
All I ask is that people take a second look at what Labour is doing for West Yorkshire and take a long hard look at what the Conservatives would do.
The Conservatives refuse to back our guarantees to young people, and their Swedish school reforms would be costly and harm standards here in Kirklees. They would allow schools to be built in rented office blocks while shelving expectations on school facilities, the curriculum and teacher training.
They would cut children’s tax credits for thousands of middle income families in Kirklees, while at the same time giving a £200,000 tax giveaway to the 3,000 richest estates
Of course I understand how difficult the past 18 months have been for hard-working families. We took tough action to protect savings and home owners, but it’s been through the resilience and sacrifices of ordinary people that we can look forward to a fairer and more prosperous future – if we take the right decisions now.
I know people will want that recovery to be based on fairness. And it’s why we have introduced a 50 per cent tax on bank bonuses, and have invested in jobs and training for our young people. There will be tough choices in spending, but we will protect the frontline services that people in Huddersfield and in places like Holmfirth and Meltham cherish.
The path I want us to take is one of a sustainable economic recovery, where everyone – including the bankers – contributes a fair share; where we cut the deficit while protecting the NHS, schools, Sure Starts and police that we all rely on. In the NHS, it will bring access to GPs closer to people’s lives and guarantee that you will be seen by a specialist within two weeks if you have suspected cancer.
At this election, rebuilding trust in our politics will be a big issue on the doorstep. I too was shocked at the excesses revealed in the MPs’ expenses scandal. So we proposed to breathe new life into our political system by giving voters the right to recall their MPs, reform the Commons and Lords and give the public the chance to choose a system of fairer votes.
So today I am calling on people in their communities, schools and hospitals, all those who believe in fairness and a shared future, to join together in a new progressive movement for change. It’s a return to politics at the grass roots, where apprentices, nurses, anti-poverty and climate change activists, can make their voices heard.
The choice at this election is stark. People in Yorkshire don’t need me to remind them of the failed Conservative policies of the past.
With its proud cultural and industrial heritage, vibrant retail districts, and skilled workforce, there should be no stopping Huddersfield in building a fair future for all with Labour.
WHAT A ODIOUS CUNT GORDON BROWN IS.

What a cunt Gordon Brown is...

GOT is on the ball with this:


What a total cunt this man is.

The very next day after he blagged his way through 'his evidence' and lied his fat fucking face off about how he did everything in his power to help the armed forces, he just happens to pay a visit to our troops in Afghanistan"I've planned this visit for some time", says the lying, deluded, bullying, unelected, blood stained, bell end cheese taster.

Well I say he's a lying cunt and this is yet another pathetic example in a long fucking list of pathetic examples by a sad, lonely, drug dependent, talentless, out of control, power crazed, shit stain who will do anything, and I mean anything, to try and 'win' votes.

Even laugh in the faces of dead troops' bereaved relatives.

Saturday, 23 January 2010

Vote stupid.


From GOT, oh an did I mention that he is a useless cunt as well?

Thursday, 31 December 2009

£220m a year on 'professional communications experts'

That's your hard earned money folks, and even after spending all that, they still can not make Gordon Brown look anything other than an inept fucking cunt.

Saturday, 5 December 2009

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT.


He also licks windows in his spare time....

Thursday, 3 December 2009

Wednesday, 11 November 2009

Gordon to be the new unit of measurement for cuntitude.



Unelected nose picking PM James Gordon Brown has been adopted by the International Science Community as the new System of Units(SI) as the standard cunt for scientific purposes.

The Cunt, which the measure of absolute intolerability, was recalibrated by the French Academe de Sciences after the previous standard cunt, former Home Sec. and grumble film claimer Jacqui Smith degraded slightly over time to 0.9992 of a cunt.

 Gordon will take up his position as the new international standard cunt on Dec. 1st, when he will be deposited  in the National Archives in Paris for reference, alongside such global standards as the meter, the gramme and the ampere. Gordon will be kept in an atmospherically controlled glass cabinet bearing a brass plaque reading LE CONN which is French for cunt.

A spokesperson for the National Archives in Paris said "Gordon is an absolute natural, he does not even need to work at being a total cunt. Just look at how he has ruined the UK as both Chancellor and as PM." He added "The fact that Gordon is locked away is better for everyone, except for citizens of Paris but as he is no longer on the world stage it is something France is happy to help her friends in the UK with."

A Downing Street spokesman said "I can't think of a better yardstick for the cunt measure than Gordon, the man is a 100% cunt, a cunt through and through. An utter cunt and we when he is gone we will save the taxpayers a fortune in Nokia phones that the cunt throws across the office whenever he hears bad news about himself."
A hat tip to this month's Viz for the idea.

Friday, 30 October 2009

Sunday, 18 October 2009

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT WHO LOVES SNACKS.

But can not decide which type he likes.Gordon Brown has finally revealed his favourite biscuit - after 24 hours of dithering.

The Prime Mentalist did nothing for his reputation for indecision when he refused to give a straight answer to the vital issue during a live web chat. But yesterday he tried to bring the 'Biscuitgate' controversy to an end by announcing that he was partial to chocolate ones.

Even then, he would not be pinned down and declined to say whether he preferred Bourbons, chocolate digestives, Jaffa cakes or American-style chocolate-chip cookies.

The Biscuitgate row started when Mr Brown answered questions on the Mumsnet website on a wide range of issues, including his recent eye problem. But it all went wrong when he repeatedly failed to respond to enquiries from parents about his favourite biscuit.

It is understand that before he made a decision after some advice from Lord Fondlebum and a team of advisor's who set up a nibble czar to deal with biscuit related questions. The delay was also in part due to his needing his meds and being curled up in a fetal position under his desk crying and having to be persuaded that the voices were not real but just the delusions come back again...

Wednesday, 23 September 2009

Friday, 18 September 2009

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT.

Please leave, oh an take your fellow cunts with you.

Tuesday, 15 September 2009

GORDON BROWN IS A MAD CUNT.

Mad and needs to be removed from power.

GORDON BROWN IS A MAD CUNT.

Harperson gets rid of vile puss filled wart from her side.

Saturday, 12 September 2009

Thursday, 10 September 2009

Tuesday, 8 September 2009

GORDON BROWN IS A FINGER SNOT COVERED CUNT.

Our MAOI munching depressed PM, who was famously filmed snacking on his nose pickings: (handy link provided here) has a mark on his finger. Is this yet another nose picking that he has saved for a snack later?

Hat tip to barkingspider for pointing that one out.

Monday, 7 September 2009

GORDON BROWN IS A MAD CUNT.

Before....
After...
During....

Saturday, 5 September 2009

GORDON BROWN IS A MAD CUNT.

A loon on meds runs the UK, no wonder we are screwed...

GORDON BROWN IS A MAD CUNT.

Temper tantrums from Cyclops, time to sedate him again nurse...

GORDON BROWN IS A MAD CUNT.

A loon has his snot covered finger on the nuclear button!

Friday, 4 September 2009

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT.

Like everything else he touches, his nails are fucked up.

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT.

Maybe Miliband can pass him a banana?...

Monday, 31 August 2009

GORDON BROWN IS A SOLDIER TAXING CUNT.

The unelected snot muncher Gordoom, was on an impromptu trip to Afghanistan, an important part of his campaign to avoid total and utter disaster come election day.

Well done, Lance Corporal Dean Byfield. He asked if he could put a question to the Labour leader:

"Why do we have to pay tax while we are out here?"

The snot gobbler was unable to answer instead it mumbled some platitudes before slinking off like the worthless coward it is.

GORDON BROWN IS A COWARDLY CUSTARD CUNT.

Pic from lakelandersview

Sunday, 30 August 2009

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT.

Hat tip to GOT for this one.

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT.

Cyclops go's on his latest book signing tour, no new kit, no helecopters, no body armour but they do get a money off voucher at Waterstones book stores...

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT.

If only, from the red rag

Wednesday, 26 August 2009

Tuesday, 25 August 2009

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT.

The new Chancellor. He can't be as bad as the last two!

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT.

The truth comes out.

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT.

True.

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT.

Harperson hates him.