Thursday, 31 December 2009

£220m a year on 'professional communications experts'

That's your hard earned money folks, and even after spending all that, they still can not make Gordon Brown look anything other than an inept fucking cunt.

Saturday, 5 December 2009

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT.


He also licks windows in his spare time....

Thursday, 3 December 2009

Wednesday, 11 November 2009

Gordon to be the new unit of measurement for cuntitude.



Unelected nose picking PM James Gordon Brown has been adopted by the International Science Community as the new System of Units(SI) as the standard cunt for scientific purposes.

The Cunt, which the measure of absolute intolerability, was recalibrated by the French Academe de Sciences after the previous standard cunt, former Home Sec. and grumble film claimer Jacqui Smith degraded slightly over time to 0.9992 of a cunt.

 Gordon will take up his position as the new international standard cunt on Dec. 1st, when he will be deposited  in the National Archives in Paris for reference, alongside such global standards as the meter, the gramme and the ampere. Gordon will be kept in an atmospherically controlled glass cabinet bearing a brass plaque reading LE CONN which is French for cunt.

A spokesperson for the National Archives in Paris said "Gordon is an absolute natural, he does not even need to work at being a total cunt. Just look at how he has ruined the UK as both Chancellor and as PM." He added "The fact that Gordon is locked away is better for everyone, except for citizens of Paris but as he is no longer on the world stage it is something France is happy to help her friends in the UK with."

A Downing Street spokesman said "I can't think of a better yardstick for the cunt measure than Gordon, the man is a 100% cunt, a cunt through and through. An utter cunt and we when he is gone we will save the taxpayers a fortune in Nokia phones that the cunt throws across the office whenever he hears bad news about himself."
A hat tip to this month's Viz for the idea.

Friday, 30 October 2009

Sunday, 18 October 2009

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT WHO LOVES SNACKS.

But can not decide which type he likes.Gordon Brown has finally revealed his favourite biscuit - after 24 hours of dithering.

The Prime Mentalist did nothing for his reputation for indecision when he refused to give a straight answer to the vital issue during a live web chat. But yesterday he tried to bring the 'Biscuitgate' controversy to an end by announcing that he was partial to chocolate ones.

Even then, he would not be pinned down and declined to say whether he preferred Bourbons, chocolate digestives, Jaffa cakes or American-style chocolate-chip cookies.

The Biscuitgate row started when Mr Brown answered questions on the Mumsnet website on a wide range of issues, including his recent eye problem. But it all went wrong when he repeatedly failed to respond to enquiries from parents about his favourite biscuit.

It is understand that before he made a decision after some advice from Lord Fondlebum and a team of advisor's who set up a nibble czar to deal with biscuit related questions. The delay was also in part due to his needing his meds and being curled up in a fetal position under his desk crying and having to be persuaded that the voices were not real but just the delusions come back again...

Wednesday, 23 September 2009

Friday, 18 September 2009

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT.

Please leave, oh an take your fellow cunts with you.

Tuesday, 15 September 2009

GORDON BROWN IS A MAD CUNT.

Mad and needs to be removed from power.

GORDON BROWN IS A MAD CUNT.

Harperson gets rid of vile puss filled wart from her side.

Saturday, 12 September 2009

Thursday, 10 September 2009

Tuesday, 8 September 2009

GORDON BROWN IS A FINGER SNOT COVERED CUNT.

Our MAOI munching depressed PM, who was famously filmed snacking on his nose pickings: (handy link provided here) has a mark on his finger. Is this yet another nose picking that he has saved for a snack later?

Hat tip to barkingspider for pointing that one out.

Monday, 7 September 2009

GORDON BROWN IS A MAD CUNT.

Before....
After...
During....

Saturday, 5 September 2009

GORDON BROWN IS A MAD CUNT.

A loon on meds runs the UK, no wonder we are screwed...

GORDON BROWN IS A MAD CUNT.

Temper tantrums from Cyclops, time to sedate him again nurse...

GORDON BROWN IS A MAD CUNT.

A loon has his snot covered finger on the nuclear button!

Friday, 4 September 2009

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT.

Like everything else he touches, his nails are fucked up.

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT.

Maybe Miliband can pass him a banana?...

Monday, 31 August 2009

GORDON BROWN IS A SOLDIER TAXING CUNT.

The unelected snot muncher Gordoom, was on an impromptu trip to Afghanistan, an important part of his campaign to avoid total and utter disaster come election day.

Well done, Lance Corporal Dean Byfield. He asked if he could put a question to the Labour leader:

"Why do we have to pay tax while we are out here?"

The snot gobbler was unable to answer instead it mumbled some platitudes before slinking off like the worthless coward it is.

GORDON BROWN IS A COWARDLY CUSTARD CUNT.

Pic from lakelandersview

Sunday, 30 August 2009

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT.

Hat tip to GOT for this one.

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT.

Cyclops go's on his latest book signing tour, no new kit, no helecopters, no body armour but they do get a money off voucher at Waterstones book stores...

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT.

If only, from the red rag

Wednesday, 26 August 2009

Tuesday, 25 August 2009

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT.

The new Chancellor. He can't be as bad as the last two!

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT.

The truth comes out.

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT.

True.

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT.

Harperson hates him.

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT.

Even the Pope hate the Gordon.

GORDON BROWN IS A JOKER CUNT.

Joker and cunt.

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT.

Brown emerges from hiding...

GORDON BROWN IS A (relaunched) CUNT.

The Independent states that Gordon Brown is to relaunch himself yet again, like some sagging middle aged, overweight prog-rock band playing to the faithful down the local miners club.

The sort of band desperate for new ideas, full of infighting, no plan as to what to do and who realise that the singer that they have is no where as good as the first one.

Where the lead singer acts like a knob, pretends to be a ladies man when its known he loves the cock

Desperate for the days when they sang to millions they dream of the Albert Hall but deep down they know they will fail and instead the Dog & Duck will be all they can manage.

Monday, 24 August 2009

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT(so say The Specials)

Mocked and derided by musicians, oh how times have changed since 1997...

Saturday, 22 August 2009

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT.

pics stolen from B3ta.

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT.

The truth is starting to come out that some form of deal has been made between Gordon and the Col. Gaddafi

Thursday, 20 August 2009

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT.

They might have done it on mythbusters but there is one that no amount of polish can improve.

Tuesday, 18 August 2009

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT - Even God agrees.

Don't vote for this cunt, its un-Christian to do so.

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT.

Yes we hate you Ed Balls as well, you fucking cunt.