The Prime Mentalist did nothing for his reputation for indecision when he refused to give a straight answer to the vital issue during a live web chat. But yesterday he tried to bring the 'Biscuitgate' controversy to an end by announcing that he was partial to chocolate ones.
Even then, he would not be pinned down and declined to say whether he preferred Bourbons, chocolate digestives, Jaffa cakes or American-style chocolate-chip cookies.
The Biscuitgate row started when Mr Brown answered questions on the Mumsnet website on a wide range of issues, including his recent eye problem. But it all went wrong when he repeatedly failed to respond to enquiries from parents about his favourite biscuit.
It is understand that before he made a decision after some advice from Lord Fondlebum and a team of advisor's who set up a nibble czar to deal with biscuit related questions. The delay was also in part due to his needing his meds and being curled up in a fetal position under his desk crying and having to be persuaded that the voices were not real but just the delusions come back again...
This vile little man has crawled his way into the highest office in the land.
Unelected other than as an MP, no one has voted for him to be PM of the United Kingdom.
He has lied, stole and sold out every aspect of this lands wealth and culture.
His own election propaganda promised a vote on Europe and he failed to deliver.
A one eyed, lying, unelected, snot gobbling cunny has disgraced the lands greatest office.
James Gordon Brown must be removed.
If you agree that Gordon is a cunt, feel free to drop a comment or even sent a pic of Gordon across.
I think this curse from the series Rome details my anger towards this man: link
"Gods of the Junii, with this offering I ask you to summon Tyche, Megaera, and Nemesis so that they may witness this curse. By the spirits of my ancestors I curse James Gordon Brown. Let his penis wither. Let his bones crack. Let him see his legions drown in their own blood. Gods of the Inferno, I offer to you his limbs, his mouth, his breath, his speech, his hands, his liver, his heart, his stomach. Gods of the Inferno, let me see him suffer deeply, and I will rejoice and sacrifice to you."