Gordon fucks our chances in the World Cup.

From GOT

The Prime Minister signs a giant England shirt that is travelling around the country before it is sent to the World Cup in South Africa this summer.

That's it then.
We're fucked!

Gordon how fucking dare you use a dead man for political spin, you cunt.

Gordon Brown's party political letter that exploits the murder of a Huddersfield newsagent.

I WANT to start by paying tribute and expressing my heartfelt condolences to the family of Gurmail Singh.  He was a hugely respected member of the community in Huddersfield.

The way that people locally came to his aid, and the way the community have come together subsequently, is a tribute to Huddersfield. I know the police are doing all they can to bring the perpetrators to justice in this case and that our communities cannot and will not be broken by such awful actions.

As readers of the Examiner will know, the choice that is made at the forthcoming election will have a profound impact on every family, school, and business in Huddersfield and the surrounding area.

I am delighted to have the opportunity to set out my vision of how we can build a future fair for all in Huddersfield.

Our path is one where access to medical treatment is tailored to your personal needs, where every community has a Sure Start children’s centre and where we continue to take tough measures to drive down crime and anti-social behaviour in our communities.

But all these achievements are under threat from a Conservative party, which I’m sorry to say, appears to have learned nothing from the policies which left a generation of Yorkshire folk without jobs or hope during the damaging recession of the early 80s.

The Conservatives want to scrap Yorkshire Forward, the agency that guarantees housing, transport and business investment in key West Yorkshire projects.

Their plans would place at risk projects including the £6m plan to redevelop Huddersfield Waterfront putting at risk the 1,200 jobs that will rely on this project.

All I ask is that people take a second look at what Labour is doing for West Yorkshire and take a long hard look at what the Conservatives would do.

The Conservatives refuse to back our guarantees to young people, and their Swedish school reforms would be costly and harm standards here in Kirklees. They would allow schools to be built in rented office blocks while shelving expectations on school facilities, the curriculum and teacher training.

They would cut children’s tax credits for thousands of middle income families in Kirklees, while at the same time giving a £200,000 tax giveaway to the 3,000 richest estates

Of course I understand how difficult the past 18 months have been for hard-working families. We took tough action to protect savings and home owners, but it’s been through the resilience and sacrifices of ordinary people that we can look forward to a fairer and more prosperous future – if we take the right decisions now.

I know people will want that recovery to be based on fairness. And it’s why we have introduced a 50 per cent tax on bank bonuses, and have invested in jobs and training for our young people. There will be tough choices in spending, but we will protect the frontline services that people in Huddersfield and in places like Holmfirth and Meltham cherish.

The path I want us to take is one of a sustainable economic recovery, where everyone – including the bankers – contributes a fair share; where we cut the deficit while protecting the NHS, schools, Sure Starts and police that we all rely on. In the NHS, it will bring access to GPs closer to people’s lives and guarantee that you will be seen by a specialist within two weeks if you have suspected cancer.

At this election, rebuilding trust in our politics will be a big issue on the doorstep. I too was shocked at the excesses revealed in the MPs’ expenses scandal. So we proposed to breathe new life into our political system by giving voters the right to recall their MPs, reform the Commons and Lords and give the public the chance to choose a system of fairer votes.

So today I am calling on people in their communities, schools and hospitals, all those who believe in fairness and a shared future, to join together in a new progressive movement for change. It’s a return to politics at the grass roots, where apprentices, nurses, anti-poverty and climate change activists, can make their voices heard.

The choice at this election is stark. People in Yorkshire don’t need me to remind them of the failed Conservative policies of the past.

With its proud cultural and industrial heritage, vibrant retail districts, and skilled workforce, there should be no stopping Huddersfield in building a fair future for all with Labour.

WHAT A ODIOUS CUNT GORDON BROWN IS.

What a cunt Gordon Brown is...

GOT is on the ball with this:

What a total cunt this man is.

The very next day after he blagged his way through 'his evidence' and lied his fat fucking face off about how he did everything in his power to help the armed forces, he just happens to pay a visit to our troops in Afghanistan. "I've planned this visit for some time", says the lying, deluded, bullying, unelected, blood stained, bell end cheese taster.

Well I say he's a lying cunt and this is yet another pathetic example in a long fucking list of pathetic examples by a sad, lonely, drug dependent, talentless, out of control, power crazed, shit stain who will do anything, and I mean anything, to try and 'win' votes.

Even laugh in the faces of dead troops' bereaved relatives.

Yes him, the one eye'd snot eating cunt. James Gordon Cunting Brown, the cunt.

Stolen from here.

A picture say it all.

From Barking Spider

Liar liar Gordon's pants on fire.

and a cunt.

Vote stupid.

From GOT, oh an did I mention that he is a useless cunt as well?

£220m a year on 'professional communications experts'

That's your hard earned money folks, and even after spending all that, they still can not make Gordon Brown look anything other than an inept fucking cunt.

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT.

He also licks windows in his spare time....

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT.

Gordon to be the new unit of measurement for cuntitude.

Unelected nose picking PM James Gordon Brown has been adopted by the International Science Community as the new System of Units(SI) as the standard cunt for scientific purposes.

The Cunt, which the measure of absolute intolerability, was recalibrated by the French Academe de Sciences after the previous standard cunt, former Home Sec. and grumble film claimer Jacqui Smith degraded slightly over time to 0.9992 of a cunt.

 Gordon will take up his position as the new international standard cunt on Dec. 1st, when he will be deposited  in the National Archives in Paris for reference, alongside such global standards as the meter, the gramme and the ampere. Gordon will be kept in an atmospherically controlled glass cabinet bearing a brass plaque reading LE CONN which is French for cunt.

A spokesperson for the National Archives in Paris said "Gordon is an absolute natural, he does not even need to work at being a total cunt. Just look at how he has ruined the UK as both Chancellor and as PM." He added "The fact that Gordon is locked away is better for everyone, except for citizens of Paris but as he is no longer on the world stage it is something France is happy to help her friends in the UK with."

A Downing Street spokesman said "I can't think of a better yardstick for the cunt measure than Gordon, the man is a 100% cunt, a cunt through and through. An utter cunt and we when he is gone we will save the taxpayers a fortune in Nokia phones that the cunt throws across the office whenever he hears bad news about himself."
A hat tip to this month's Viz for the idea.

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT & so are The Daily Mirror.

Do have a read of this and be prepared to sees red as The Mirror blows McSnotty.

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT WHO LOVES SNACKS.

But can not decide which type he likes.Gordon Brown has finally revealed his favourite biscuit - after 24 hours of dithering.

The Prime Mentalist did nothing for his reputation for indecision when he refused to give a straight answer to the vital issue during a live web chat. But yesterday he tried to bring the 'Biscuitgate' controversy to an end by announcing that he was partial to chocolate ones.

Even then, he would not be pinned down and declined to say whether he preferred Bourbons, chocolate digestives, Jaffa cakes or American-style chocolate-chip cookies.

The Biscuitgate row started when Mr Brown answered questions on the Mumsnet website on a wide range of issues, including his recent eye problem. But it all went wrong when he repeatedly failed to respond to enquiries from parents about his favourite biscuit.

It is understand that before he made a decision after some advice from Lord Fondlebum and a team of advisor's who set up a nibble czar to deal with biscuit related questions. The delay was also in part due to his needing his meds and being curled up in a fetal position under his desk crying and having to be persuaded that the voices were not real but just the delusions come back again...

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT WITH BAD EYESIGHT.

From Gigits

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT ON FACEBOOK.

From Gigits

GORDON BROWN IS A MAD CUNT.

Bono meets Cyclops.

GORDON BROWN IS AN ELECTION BOTTLING CUNT.

Run snotty run...

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT.

Please leave, oh an take your fellow cunts with you.

GORDON BROWN IS A MAD CUNT.

Mad and needs to be removed from power.

GORDON BROWN IS A MAD CUNT.

Harperson gets rid of vile puss filled wart from her side.

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT WHO WASTED 3 TRILLION QUID.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/6186845/Gordon-Brown-wasted-3-trillion.html

What a cunt.

GORDON BROWN IS A PRODUCT PLACING CUNT.

From gigits

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT.

From gigits

GORDON BROWN IS A MAD CUNT.

GORDON BROWN IS A FINGER SNOT COVERED CUNT.

Our MAOI munching depressed PM, who was famously filmed snacking on his nose pickings: (handy link provided here) has a mark on his finger. Is this yet another nose picking that he has saved for a snack later?

Hat tip to barkingspider for pointing that one out.

GORDON BROWN IS A MAD CUNT.

Before....
After...
During....

GORDON BROWN IS A MAD CUNT.

A loon on meds runs the UK, no wonder we are screwed...

GORDON BROWN IS A MAD CUNT.

Temper tantrums from Cyclops, time to sedate him again nurse...

GORDON BROWN IS A MAD CUNT.

A loon has his snot covered finger on the nuclear button!

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT.

Like everything else he touches, his nails are fucked up.

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT.

Maybe Miliband can pass him a banana?...

GORDON BROWN IS A SOLDIER TAXING CUNT.

The unelected snot muncher Gordoom, was on an impromptu trip to Afghanistan, an important part of his campaign to avoid total and utter disaster come election day.

Well done, Lance Corporal Dean Byfield. He asked if he could put a question to the Labour leader:

"Why do we have to pay tax while we are out here?"

The snot gobbler was unable to answer instead it mumbled some platitudes before slinking off like the worthless coward it is.

GORDON BROWN IS A COWARDLY CUSTARD CUNT.

Pic from lakelandersview

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT.

Hat tip to GOT for this one.

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT.

Cyclops go's on his latest book signing tour, no new kit, no helecopters, no body armour but they do get a money off voucher at Waterstones book stores...

From lakelandersview

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT.

If only, from the red rag

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT.

from crusader rabbit

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT.

The new Chancellor. He can't be as bad as the last two!

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT.

The truth comes out.

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT.

True.

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT.

Harperson hates him.

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT.

Even the Pope hate the Gordon.

GORDON BROWN IS A JOKER CUNT.

Joker and cunt.

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT.

Brown emerges from hiding...

GORDON BROWN IS A (relaunched) CUNT.

The Independent states that Gordon Brown is to relaunch himself yet again, like some sagging middle aged, overweight prog-rock band playing to the faithful down the local miners club.

The sort of band desperate for new ideas, full of infighting, no plan as to what to do and who realise that the singer that they have is no where as good as the first one.

Where the lead singer acts like a knob, pretends to be a ladies man when its known he loves the cock

Desperate for the days when they sang to millions they dream of the Albert Hall but deep down they know they will fail and instead the Dog & Duck will be all they can manage.

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT(so say The Specials)

Mocked and derided by musicians, oh how times have changed since 1997...

GORDON BROWN IS A CUNT.

pics stolen from B3ta.